Saturday, May 30, 2009

Saturday Prompt

Criagslist Missed Connections 

Hot Olive Garden Waiter - w4m - 21 (Olive Garden)

You were our waiter, and you had the most spectacular eyes i've ever seen. I got lost in them. If you're single, and would like to meet for drinks and dinner email me, tell me your name :) 

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    Hot Olive Garden Waiter - w4m - 21 (Olive Garden)

    You were our waiter, and you had the most spectacular eyes I've ever seen. I got lost in them. If you're single, and would like to meet for drinks and dinner email me, tell me your name :)

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    Some of the responses:

    Hi! I’m hot, have great eyes and would love to meet you for drinks and whatever. Can I bring a date in case we want to do a threesome? - Pete

    You eat in Olive Garden???!!! – Bo

    You got lost in my eyes? If you’re red from embarrassment, try Murine. It gets the red out. – Anon.

    I’m not single, but I’d still like to meet you. – Henry

    I work at Red Lobster. Will that do? – Cara

    You had me until you said drinks. Alcohol is evil. God will punish you for that. –Gareth.

    I’ve got a great nose and mouth too – and a few other great ‘things.’ – Jim

    I’m a Hot Olive. Show me your pimento, Baby! - Jerry

    Bob, your waiter, got fired. Too bad for him, but I’d be happy to sub for him. – Gene

    You paying for dinner and drinks? If so, I’m there. – Jason

    Do you like tattoos and piercings? – Jamie

    Can I be on your menu? – BJ

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